Lopsided Wysiaps   “The No-brainers and the No Ways.”
Would you be Batman if you had random fits of throwing batarangs??
— asked on May 10, 2017 at 1:18 AM
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25/75
(1 yes, 3 no, 0 can't decide)
Would you be able to type on a keyboard telepathically if you couldn't ride elevators?
— asked on May 10, 2017 at 1:18 AM
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70/30
(3 yes, 1 no, 1 can't decide)
Would you have a photographic memory if you couldn't touch styrofoam?
— asked by brandon on October 12, 2010 at 12:14 PM
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64/36
(43 yes, 19 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you possess the ability to take snapshots with your eyes and later spit high-quality photographs out of your mouth if you had to wear either seven pairs of underwear or none at all?
— asked by Jake on August 11, 2010 at 11:57 AM
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64/36
(48 yes, 21 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you have fingers that could turn into finger-sized lightsabers if anytime someone spoke to you for more than 45 seconds straight, you had to interrupt with "yadda yadda yadda yadda"?
— asked by Jake on October 17, 2011 at 10:05 AM
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63/37
(39 yes, 18 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you be able to control all live squirrels if every morning when you woke up there was a fire in your pillowcase?
— asked by Jake on August 11, 2010 at 4:24 PM
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37/63
(18 yes, 35 no, 15 can't decide)
Would you always smell like bananas if you wept poignantly at used car commercials?
— asked by Jake on August 9, 2010 at 9:22 AM
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38/62
(15 yes, 29 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be 4 times as efficient on Mondays if you couldn't go on the Internet on Wednesdays or Thursdays?
— asked by Ben on October 31, 2013 at 2:56 PM
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61/39
(27 yes, 13 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be able to breakdance and make the floor glow where you touch it if you'd occasionally bleed from your ears at nightclubs and bars?
— asked on June 2, 2011 at 11:43 AM
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61/39
(27 yes, 14 no, 16 can't decide)
Would you stumble upon the power to instantly convert any glass object into a unicorn figurine if the postman always rang twice (whenever he delivered your mail)?
— asked by Jake on January 10, 2011 at 4:33 PM
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61/39
(31 yes, 17 no, 12 can't decide)
Would you tranform into any inanimate object you wanted at will if you had to be a trash can while you slept?
— asked by Phritz on September 10, 2010 at 10:38 PM
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61/39
(34 yes, 19 no, 15 can't decide)
Would you be able to control all fire if every morning when you woke up there was a live squirel in your pillow case??
— asked by brandon on August 11, 2010 at 1:29 PM
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61/39
(35 yes, 19 no, 14 can't decide)
Would you be able to coat anything you want in a thin layer of Jell-O if you couldn't use paper towels.... ever!?
— asked on August 13, 2013 at 1:36 PM
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60/40
(23 yes, 12 no, 17 can't decide)
Would you want to come up with the greatest Wysiaps of all time each day if you had to wake up 30 min early everyday to do it?
— asked on June 21, 2011 at 4:47 PM
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60/40
(26 yes, 14 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be able to turn gold into lead if you had to spend every Christmas Day buried in raw sausage from the neck down?
— asked by Jake on December 26, 2010 at 7:39 PM
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40/60
(18 yes, 32 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you accept the ability to breathe fire (a 15 foot flame, sustained for 30 seconds) if everytime you used it you had to stand perfectly still and successfully sing the alphabet song, off key, backwards, before doing it again?
— asked by Phritz on August 30, 2010 at 8:00 AM
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60/40
(40 yes, 24 no, 14 can't decide)
Would you be able to throw things incredibly well (that you could hit a fly from 50 feet away) if you could only wear jumpsuits?
— asked by brandon on August 24, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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60/40
(42 yes, 24 no, 16 can't decide)
Would you want the ability to stretch yourself to a durable space of 25ft x 25ft if every day, 10 people glared at you but only 3 told you why?
— asked by steveo on August 18, 2010 at 8:20 PM
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60/40
(41 yes, 24 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to read 20 times faster than normal if at any given time, either a) one of your nostrils felt moderately stuffy or b) one of your ears felt like it had water in it-- (it would alternate randomly between the two)?
— asked by Ben on June 17, 2014 at 5:01 PM
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59/41
(30 yes, 20 no, 5 can't decide)
Would you be able to make any animal sound in the world if when raining, the raindrops which would normally fall on you, instead flew upwards at you out of the ground?
— asked by Ben on April 22, 2014 at 10:09 PM
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59/41
(25 yes, 15 no, 11 can't decide)