Ben's Wysiaps   “Look at what they did.”
Would you be able to cook any recipe instantly (provided the ingredients were already prepared) if some random time every day, a seagull flying full speed slammed into your back?
— asked by Ben on August 7, 2010 at 9:41 PM
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53/47
(32 yes, 27 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you have the power of telekenisis (able to move up to 10,000 lbs. up to 100 feet) if every time you blinked, you also hiccuped? ?
— asked by Ben on August 10, 2010 at 11:54 PM
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50/50
(29 yes, 28 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you be able to touch any metal object and turn any rust on it back into new shiny metal if you were unable to ever put any food into your mouth that came from out-of-state?
— asked by Ben on August 31, 2010 at 11:30 PM
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50/50
(30 yes, 29 no, 25 can't decide)
Would you have the strength of ten men if you had to eat and drink and go to the bathroom as much as ten men?
— asked by Ben on September 8, 2010 at 11:08 PM
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54/46
(28 yes, 21 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you have an invisible third arm if any breeze over 5 mph knocked you over?
— asked by Ben on September 8, 2010 at 11:12 PM
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50/50
(24 yes, 24 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you help us if you were our only hope?
— asked by Ben on October 10, 2010 at 10:20 PM
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54/46
(27 yes, 20 no, 27 can't decide)
Would you have a complete, unbreakable set of the common Swiss-Army gadgets built into your hands (also including flashlight and lighter) if whenever you touched metal, it was sticky to you, but only with the strength of scotch tape?
— asked by Ben on February 14, 2012 at 11:42 PM
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53/47
(33 yes, 27 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you be able to rope and lassoo tornadoes if you always had to wear leather cowboy chaps and you looked like Patrick Swayze ?
— asked by Ben on June 19, 2011 at 11:16 PM
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50/50
(26 yes, 25 no, 15 can't decide)
Would you be able to breathe fire if you had to poop ice-cubes? ?
— asked by Ben on April 30, 2012 at 9:50 AM
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56/44
(36 yes, 25 no, 24 can't decide)
Would you be able have (and ride on, even in rugged terrain) motorized wheels that popped out of your knees and hands if every time you sneezed, both your ears popped off?
— asked by Ben on May 15, 2012 at 9:15 PM
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53/47
(34 yes, 28 no, 20 can't decide)
Would you be able to absorb sunlight energy (equal to solar panel efficiency) and disperse it through your fingers to power electronic gadgets if you had to hug everyone whom you greeted or who greeted you? ?
— asked by Ben on October 25, 2012 at 3:11 PM
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52/48
(19 yes, 16 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able, to filter 100% of germs and dirt out of liquids through your teeth if you had to wink and grin at everyone who walked past you?
— asked by Ben on June 7, 2013 at 1:55 PM
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57/43
(25 yes, 16 no, 17 can't decide)
Would you be able to easily bite off any portion of food, without no tearing or ripping or messiness if you had to hop through doorways?
— asked by Ben on September 4, 2013 at 1:15 PM
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53/47
(23 yes, 19 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to always stretch your legs out regardless of space confinements (they would become ethereal) if you could not open pop cans?
— asked by Ben on September 30, 2013 at 7:11 PM
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49/51
(23 yes, 24 no, 15 can't decide)
Would you be able to have a magical, invisible, intangible, 100% effective air filter for your nose (which you could switch on and off) if you had to pay cash for everything under $1,000?
— asked by Ben on September 12, 2013 at 3:46 PM
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55/45
(20 yes, 14 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you never get dirty if ALWAYS HAD TO TYPE AND WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS?
— asked by Ben on September 18, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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55/45
(27 yes, 19 no, 26 can't decide)
Would you be able to carve wood with your bare hands (somewhat like with clay) and be exceeding artistic at it if the sight of fruit made you softly weep?
— asked by Ben on September 18, 2013 at 11:04 PM
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56/44
(28 yes, 19 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be able to have your footsteps sound like very loud drumbeats if when you wrote anything on paper with a pen, the ink always bled through?
— asked by Ben on September 23, 2013 at 2:21 PM
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42/58
(17 yes, 26 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you power and/or immediately charge any electric, handheld device or too, with your bare hands, whenever you held it if grass died and immediately turned brown wherever you stepped on it?
— asked by Ben on October 2, 2013 at 5:39 AM
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52/48
(26 yes, 23 no, 14 can't decide)
Would you have nightvision if you had to oil your knees and elbows every day? ?
— asked by Ben on October 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM
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58/42
(26 yes, 16 no, 14 can't decide)
Would you be 4 times as efficient on Mondays if you couldn't go on the Internet on Wednesdays or Thursdays?
— asked by Ben on October 31, 2013 at 2:56 PM
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61/39
(27 yes, 13 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be impervious to the elements if sneezing knocked you down?
— asked by Ben on November 27, 2013 at 12:23 AM
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54/46
(24 yes, 19 no, 17 can't decide)
Would you be able to read 20 times faster than normal if at any given time, either a) one of your nostrils felt moderately stuffy or b) one of your ears felt like it had water in it-- (it would alternate randomly between the two)?
— asked by Ben on June 17, 2014 at 5:01 PM
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59/41
(30 yes, 20 no, 5 can't decide)
Would you be able to pass through any solid object if your whole body was furry between the hours of 11 p.m. and 2 a.m. (and also if you were a wysiap plagiarist)?
— asked by Ben on April 22, 2014 at 9:45 PM
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53/47
(20 yes, 17 no, 12 can't decide)
Would you be able to make any animal sound in the world if when raining, the raindrops which would normally fall on you, instead flew upwards at you out of the ground?
— asked by Ben on April 22, 2014 at 10:09 PM
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59/41
(25 yes, 15 no, 11 can't decide)
Would you have the power to conjure 40watt lightbulbs and hang them in mid-air (each of which would disappear after 15 minutes) if all the pockets on whatever clothes you were wearing always had a small handful of bread crumbs in them?
— asked by Ben on April 22, 2014 at 10:20 PM
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54/46
(23 yes, 18 no, 15 can't decide)