Jake's Wysiaps   “Look at what they did.”
Would you be immune to every kind of sickness if your entire body had dandruff?
— asked by Jake on August 7, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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54/46
(31 yes, 24 no, 20 can't decide)
Would you have X-ray vision if you stepped in gum, every day?
— asked by Jake on August 7, 2010 at 6:21 PM
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59/41
(36 yes, 21 no, 24 can't decide)
Would you be able to moonwalk like Michael Jackson if your ears were upside down?
— asked by Jake on August 7, 2010 at 6:36 PM
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41/59
(20 yes, 31 no, 11 can't decide)
Would you be able to make snowballs out of thin air if your hair was banana peels?
— asked by Jake on August 7, 2010 at 6:36 PM
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42/58
(24 yes, 36 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be able to control all live squirrels if every morning when you woke up there was a fire in your pillowcase?
— asked by Jake on August 11, 2010 at 4:24 PM
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37/63
(18 yes, 35 no, 15 can't decide)
Would you always smell like bananas if you wept poignantly at used car commercials?
— asked by Jake on August 9, 2010 at 9:22 AM
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38/62
(15 yes, 29 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to make a mean website if you couldn't make a nice salad?
— asked by Jake on August 9, 2010 at 10:15 PM
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59/41
(31 yes, 18 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you possess the ability to take snapshots with your eyes and later spit high-quality photographs out of your mouth if you had to wear either seven pairs of underwear or none at all?
— asked by Jake on August 11, 2010 at 11:57 AM
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64/36
(48 yes, 21 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you discover Atlantis if every time you poured something you spilled half of it?
— asked by Jake on August 18, 2010 at 3:03 PM
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49/51
(25 yes, 26 no, 17 can't decide)
Would you be able to tase people with your fingers if you were always sweaty?
— asked by Jake on September 16, 2010 at 1:57 PM
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47/53
(26 yes, 30 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you never have to write spine-crushingly stupid "career goals" and "performance self-assessments" if a screech owl was duct-taped to your face?
— asked by Jake on January 3, 2011 at 2:16 PM
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47/53
(22 yes, 26 no, 20 can't decide)
Would you be able to double or halve the effect of gravity on one person at a time (self included, limited to line of sight) if you had velcro hooks on the inside of one knee and velcro fuzzy stuff on the inside of the other?
— asked by Jake on December 26, 2010 at 7:35 PM
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59/41
(33 yes, 20 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to turn gold into lead if you had to spend every Christmas Day buried in raw sausage from the neck down?
— asked by Jake on December 26, 2010 at 7:39 PM
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40/60
(18 yes, 32 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you be able to enjoy eternal undiminished flavor from every piece of gum if every cashier growled at you?
— asked by Jake on December 26, 2010 at 8:09 PM
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55/45
(29 yes, 22 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to roar like an authentic lion if you had to ask every question twice (as much) to get an answer?
— asked by Jake on January 3, 2011 at 2:24 PM
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52/48
(29 yes, 25 no, 20 can't decide)
Would you stumble upon the power to instantly convert any glass object into a unicorn figurine if the postman always rang twice (whenever he delivered your mail)?
— asked by Jake on January 10, 2011 at 4:33 PM
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61/39
(31 yes, 17 no, 12 can't decide)
Would you have your heart be external to your body, and speak in the voice of Billy Crystal, and you would sound like the new Batman if you slowly turned into a giant bird?
— asked by Jake on April 30, 2011 at 12:09 PM
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45/55
(20 yes, 25 no, 16 can't decide)
Would you be able to turn the lower half of your body into a motorcycle if you always had to wear three pairs of suspenders?
— asked by Jake on May 1, 2011 at 9:21 AM
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55/45
(28 yes, 21 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you be able to grab the wind and ride it where'er it was blowing if you had to wear a magenta fanny pack full of cornmeal whenever you left your house?
— asked by Jake on May 10, 2011 at 11:44 AM
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53/47
(26 yes, 21 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you be able to take the flames off of candles and turn them into little fiery horses that run around if you could not eat meat?
— asked by Jake on June 8, 2011 at 2:03 PM
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50/50
(24 yes, 23 no, 16 can't decide)
Would you have fingers that could turn into finger-sized lightsabers if anytime someone spoke to you for more than 45 seconds straight, you had to interrupt with "yadda yadda yadda yadda"?
— asked by Jake on October 17, 2011 at 10:05 AM
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63/37
(39 yes, 18 no, 22 can't decide)
Would you be able to survive comfortably in a vacuum if you couldn't hold knives?
— asked by Jake on October 18, 2011 at 9:16 AM
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45/55
(29 yes, 36 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to turn your body into steel wool at will (you could still move about) if you were powerless in combat against adolescent childs?
— asked by Jake on January 20, 2012 at 4:40 PM
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54/46
(32 yes, 24 no, 26 can't decide)
Would you be able to still all wind within a 40 foot radius of you if you were always gently shedding a single tear, slowly, one after another?
— asked by Jake on March 28, 2012 at 11:32 AM
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52/48
(31 yes, 27 no, 27 can't decide)
Would you be able to instantly change the style and length of your facial hair at will if you had to take an averagely-sized turtle with you everywhere?
— asked by Jake on March 28, 2012 at 11:34 AM
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53/47
(36 yes, 29 no, 29 can't decide)
Would you accept the power and responsibility of being able to flick people in the nose via email if the keenness of your hearing was directly proportional to the percentage of charge left on your cellular telephone battery?
— asked by Jake on February 28, 2013 at 2:00 PM
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53/47
(18 yes, 14 no, 21 can't decide)
Would you have Super-Speed Arms (only arms) + necessary reflexes to use them if you saw the world in black & white?
— asked by Jake on September 6, 2013 at 8:20 PM
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48/52
(20 yes, 22 no, 18 can't decide)
Would you be able to instantly transform any dirty clothes into clean, nicely folded LUMBERJACK clothes if your favorite person in the whole world got a pretty bad papercut right aboouut...NOW?
— asked by Jake on September 18, 2013 at 7:49 PM
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54/46
(24 yes, 18 no, 19 can't decide)
Would you summon an average sized cauldron of any kind of hot soup, any time, if your eyebrows were made of steel wool?
— asked by Jake on May 10, 2017 at 1:18 AM
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50/50
(3 yes, 3 no, 2 can't decide)